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Ruditude (n.) is a to have a rude, irrational attitude. A way of thinking or feeling about someone or something, that is reflected in a person's behavior, in a rude manner.
BF: Hey babe, I made you breakfast.
GF: What did you make?
BF: Eggs and bacon.
GF: You know I don't like Bacon.
BF: That's okay, don't have any bacon then.
GF: I hope you choke on the bacon!
BF: Huh? What's with the ruditude? You on your period or something?
Ruditude by Smush 918 March 31, 2014
Words you can keep
An attitude problem; the choice to behave in a generally unpleasant and rude way towards people around you for whatever reason, shows you display ruditude.

see also Ruditude and Sulkpot; two fictional minipins who from time to time crawl into a young child's brain through the ears, causing him/her to display unpleasant and oppositional behaviour.
As in:

Sulking child: " No! I'm not going, I want an ice-cream"

Parent: Oh dear, looks like Ruditude and Sulkpot are back!

particularly useful as a deterrant for oppositional behaviour during later teenage years, as it either makes the accused feel ridiculous or like a silly child...

ruditude by NMM October 9, 2008
The combination of someone being rude and holding an attitude for no justifiable reason.
That old lady at the RVC bookstore had to much ruditude towards my pal Kayla.
Ruditude by BrunchingBag June 15, 2016
An annoying rude attitude; more than a standard teenager gives everyday
Girl, you need to get your ruditude in check before I come over there...
Ruditude by Mmlawson September 5, 2019

ruditudinal 

pronounced rude-i-tude-i-nal

to cop a rude attitude, usually toward someone you consider your social or coolness inferior

"That new GenXY dude in IT went all ruditudinal on me, acting all myfacy and chit, like I never heard of the web... so I went all homeboy wiggerspeak on his sorry pale ass, then ended it with some choice high-tech quotes from my homey Snoop."

"Man, you gotta lay off the expresso. Them young folks round here gonna think you're some crazy old dino dude."

"Fer shizzle, bro. Teach them young mofos not to fuck duck with the buck or rude tude with the dude."

ruditudinal by dsimms July 27, 2008
The name of Weezer's seventh album.

A rad or tubular demeanor or state of being.
Rivers: "Brian, you're sassy."

Brian: "It's called my raditude, Rivers. Dig?"

Scott: "OH YEAH!"
Raditude by madkowz August 18, 2009

Attitude of Raditude 

A state of mind characterized by positivity, keenness of perception and intellect, and all around awesomeness. Although generally beneficial to the well being of the owner, it has been known to inspire spite and envy in others.
Man, I hate that guy. He's always going around with his stupid attitude of raditude. It's f'ing annoying.
Attitude of Raditude by Neekomax January 2, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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