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Crucidicks

A male sex act between two men. The act entails the two men crossing swords (that is, crossing their erect penises) specifically in the shape of a crucifix. Hardcore Crucidicks can be done in church or with kinky role-play (nuns, pope, or otherwise).
Wow, Bradley and Jesús sure are into some kinky religious shit! I saw them doing Crucidicks in the sanctuary!
by CornwallTCollingsly March 12, 2018
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crackfuck

Crackfuck is the joining of Crackhead with fucktard, producing "Crackfuck." It is popular because of the alliteration of the hard k sound in Cra, ack, uck.
1. Avril Lavigne is a crackfuck.
by JIMMEH May 15, 2003
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crucifiction

N) a lie told about someone that puts them in a very bad light, most often used in political campaigns. The lie is generally VERY obvious as being a lie, and is a blatent attempt to distort the truth.
The latest Republican ad attacking Obama is total crucifiction.
by scottimack October 3, 2008
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Crumbfuck

n.,v. An act of anal-intercourse with someone who has not wiped their ass properly, thus forming a crusty brown layer over their anus, which crumbles with each thrust.
n. "The old homeless man was a good crumbfuck"

v. "I will crumbfuck my little brother tonight."
by Benjamin Liu November 26, 2003
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couchfuck

when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show
hey john i heard you got stood up last night". "Well steve fuck yo couch"-"couchfuck"
by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 4, 2010
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Cuckfuckle

When you have an orgy with 12 people of the opposite sex that all have a unique astrological sun sign(no cusps).
The Scorpio turned me on the most in the last cuckfuckle I did.
by Henehehehehehehwhehwhwh September 23, 2021
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The Crucifucks

The best punk band of all time, hailing from Lansing, Michigan their brand of punk pissed off everybody from Ronald Regean to Christians to police (never more apparent then it their song Cops From Fertilzer). Lead singer Doc Corbin Dart schreechy vocals put the sound of pure hate to the ears of all TRUE punk fans.
The Crucifucks are the best punk band of all time.
by Dokkensucks753 July 30, 2009
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