Crucidicks

A male sex act between two men. The act entails the two men crossing swords (that is, crossing their erect penises) specifically in the shape of a crucifix. Hardcore Crucidicks can be done in church or with kinky role-play (nuns, pope, or otherwise).

Wow, Bradley and Jesús sure are into some kinky religious shit! I saw them doing Crucidicks in the sanctuary!

Crucidicks by CornwallTCollingsly March 12, 2018

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The Crucifucks

The best punk band of all time, hailing from Lansing, Michigan their brand of punk pissed off everybody from Ronald Regean to Christians to police (never more apparent then it their song Cops From Fertilzer). Lead singer Doc Corbin Dart schreechy vocals put the sound of pure hate to the ears of all TRUE punk fans.

The Crucifucks are the best punk band of all time.

The Crucifucks by Dokkensucks753 July 30, 2009

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Crucidicksion

First you nail your partner to a cross. Then you nail them on the cross.

Dudebro 1: Yo man whats up with the nails in your hands?
Dudebro 2: Me and my girl tried Crucidicksion last night. It was wicked.
Dudebro 1: Jesus Christ man that's killer.

Crucidicksion by OurLordAndSaviourLovesPP September 4, 2021

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Crucidicksion

First you nail your partner to a cross. Then you nail them on the cross.

Dudebro 1: Yo man, what's with those nails in your hands?
Dudebro 2: My girl and I smashed it all night long doing that Crucidicksion thing bro.
Dudebro 1: Jesus Christ, that's killer dude.

Crucidicksion by OurLordAndSaviourLovesPP September 4, 2021

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Crucidicksion

First you nail your partner to a cross. Then you nail them on the cross.

Dudebro 1: Yo man what's up with those nails in your hands?
Dudebro 2: My girl and I were up all night smashing and we tried out that crucidicksion thing.
Dudebro 1: Jesus Christ my dude. That's killer.

Crucidicksion by OurLordAndSaviourLovesPP September 4, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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