Crowe

An old man who is delulu and acts like he's in High School but is in fact old and smells like farts.

That dude Ed is such a Crowe he actually thought we considered anything he said was relevant.

Crowe by NYisGucci September 4, 2023

Crowe Horwath 

A public accounting firm managed by rubes. A terrible place to work.

Jim: Why doesn't Crowe Horwath have an entry on Urban Dictionary like other accounting firms.

Matt: Because it is a useless firm and nobody cares about it except rubes.

Crowe Horwath by Crowe---09 October 1, 2009

Crowe Job 

An earnest attempt to prove a point that fails.

We were almost conviced, but the whole thing turned into a Crowe Job.

Crowe Job by Texas555 September 20, 2009

Crowe's Constant 

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

Crowe's Constant by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011

Russell Crowe 

An actor who was born in New Zealand in '64. He loves to act but loves one thing more: fightin' 'round the world! He fights his directors and he fights his fans; it's a problem no one understands. If there are two things he loves it's fighting and...fightin' round the world!

"Oy! you wanna fight eh!?"

"My fightin's poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry ya testicle!"

"Oh my god it's Russell Crowe! Oh me me me bleh bleh bleh! Why don't you mind your own business ya scrotum!?"

"...it looks like if we're gonna get into more fights, we're gonna have to go look for 'em!"

"Making movies, making music, and fightin' 'round the world!"

Russell Crowe by FRTW November 15, 2005

Cameron Crowe 

Writer, Director, and Producer. Cameron Crowe is best known for his ability to tie his cult-classics with Rock'n'Roll soundtracks.

His films include but are not limited to:

Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982), Say Anything (1989), Singles (1992), Jerry Maguire (1996), Almost Famous (2000), and Vanilla Sky (2001).

Cameron Crowe has managed to make films that reflect the emotions, views, struggles, victories, quirks, and lives of generations for many years.

Cameron Crowe by TattooedGoodGirl June 11, 2006

patch crowe

Holy hotness! This guy is a singer in the boyband Beyond 5. His full name is Terrence Patrick Crowe III, but he goes by Patch. He is from Brisbane, Australia. Aside from singing, Patch enjoys reading, playing sports, and taking showers (he said it himself on twitter.) He has perfect blond hair, blue eyes, an amazing voice, and has a smolder comparable to that of Flynn Rider's from the movie Tangled. He is a really sweet and funny person. You will often catch him laughing at himself onstage. Patch is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. He also gives THE BEST hugs ever. Whoever ends up with him will be one lucky girl.

"I went to a Beyond 5 concert and got serenaded by Patch Crowe!" *falls over and dies of happiness*

"Did you see Patch Crowe shimmy up on stage during the Beyond 5 concert? He is the best dancer!"

patch crowe by beyond5_fangirls January 19, 2014