crop dusting

Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it.

The restaurant's so busy tonight that you can get away with crop dusting your own section

by Matt Turbot Monroe December 09, 2003

Crop dust

Going in a niggas area and silently farting by him.

Imma finna crop dust that nigga Jaylon so he'll leave.

by katelynthecropduster68 February 13, 2017

Crop dusting

v. farting while walking or running
n. crop duster

When crop dusting does NOT work:
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.

by E.B. December 03, 2004

crop dusting

the art of flight attendants farting as they go down the isle with the bar cart

"sherry was crop dusting the whole coach cabin"

by joe mcduffie December 12, 2006

Crop-dust

To fart discretely and then walk away from the scene so as not to be detected.

"My stinky was completely undetected, Susan...I crop-dusted my way across the party."

by Michael Cunningham January 28, 2004

crop dusting

When someone cuts a fart as they walk by others at their work place and then exits the scene leaving the people behind to fight about who did it.

Kevin enters room. (Kevin farts quietly while walking by, leaving immediately) Harold-"I think Kevin just dusted us dude" Jeremy-"Yeah, now he is probably going to Uncle Ted it in the bathroom for a while." Jason-"Why is he always CROP DUSTING anyway?" Brenda-"He eats a lot of cabbage at Addel's hot tub parties the other day he even dropped a tub trout." Kevin-"I think I just made a crop CIRCLE in my pants"

by J to tha ermsie October 14, 2005

crop dusted

The act of passing by someone having just farted.

AWW! That smelly old bastard just crop dusted me!

by cougrpncher January 19, 2011