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Lil' Crobo

Lil' Crobo is the greatest white rapper ever. Spawned in Compton, LA, Crobo grew up in the thug life, and is rumoured to have killed 13 people. Started his rapping career in 2012 as a result of revealing his "hidden talent". Has sold out world famous venues such as Wembley Stadium, and his most anticipated show is happening between the 26/12/12 and 31/12/12 at the Melbourne Cricket Ground, taking the place of the hallowed Boxing Day test.

Crobo has played shows with the likes of Lil' Wayne, Nicki Minaj, PSY, Taylor Swift, André Rieu, Susan Boyle, Barack Obama and Ghandi.
Crobo does charity work for his own organisation "Rap Saved Me From the Thug Life", and 46% of record sales go to this charity.

Crobo married Lara Bingle in March 2012, and they have 12 children.
by SirReginaldPinderwickel November 17, 2012
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Jessica Chobot

An attractive female member of IGN that plays video games and gamers fantasize about her because something about hot gamer girls turns them on for some weird reason. Gamers leave comments on youtube videos saying how much they would like to bone the lights out of her. As weird as the people are who make these sexist, desperate comments, I would....she is pretty hot!
Jessica Chobot took a picture of herself licking a psp and it gave all the nerdy gamers a boner so now she is half famous.
by InAndAroundYourMouth May 9, 2011
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Crobo

A Hobo from the town of Crewe, England
There goes Crobo with his can of Brasso and his Bin Sandwich.
by Captin Hotpants June 16, 2009
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Crobatoism

A display of revanchist fanboy adulation of military equipment, which if challenged on the internet, leads to flamewars and adhominem attacks. A high degree of vituperation and use of expletives when asked to present arguements.

Also used for a display of high personal hubris when attempting to use oneself as a reference to authority but without the academic or professional qualifications to back it up.

Origin: Termed Crobatoism in deference to the foremost practitioners of this behavior on many internet forums, which caused them to close down as frequent use of expletives to "defend" military equipment made them infamous.
"Wait, so you are not a pilot, you are not a soldier, you are not a scientist, you are not a journalist, but you know more than all the above guys, is that Crobatoism or what?"
by Andy Mc Kenna May 30, 2006
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Crowbot

A term used to explain why someone previously thought to be innovative is now robotic and never strays from the ordinary. Derived from the way Australian Rules football is played under the regimented and strict control of the hierarchy at the Adelaide Football Club. Whose players now fail to produce anything that may surprise their opponents, or to deviate from the structured plan ordered from their superiors.
That movie was so dull and predictable it must have been made by a Crowbot.
by Asgardian August 18, 2010
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crobo

1.A warrior who fights using only speed and stealth found in south east United States,

2. A well known sub-urban gamer

3. Warrior of shadows/ shadow warrior of the Cherokee indian tribe
4. an odd nickname used when playing online videogames
Crobo posesses stealth is better than a ninja, and speed faster than a marathon runner
capable of sensing threats in the area, impossible stealth capabilities, and inhuman like fighting styles.
by crobo July 5, 2009
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Crebot

A robot that is capable of creating or duplicating itself.
The crebot was bored last night and created 2 more copies of itself just for company.
by Mick43 June 15, 2018
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