Critch

Critch (verb): "scratching where it itches"
(noun): a crotch itch
Ow, gotta critch myself (verb)
Sorry for that, I had a critch (noun)
by Eric Brum March 15, 2007
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Critch

Someone who uses their "authority" whatever it may be in their mind, to try and manipulate and take advantage of a person often do to their own insecurities.
Example 1 Gee, I can't believe that woman took what I said the wrong way.

Yea, she was a total Critch, bro.

Example 2
That woman told me to improve my vocabulary but the truth is she really should improve her listening and comprehension skills.
by WordOfTheday February 21, 2013
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Critch

Oh My God, Leah is such a Critch!
Lindsey was acting like a Critch!
by Shae25 June 20, 2014
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Jay Critch

A rapper from brooklyn who goes stupid hard on the tracks and does NOT have a rape charge.

Signed to rich forever under interscope, he has dropped heat such as ; Did it again, Ego, Fashion.

He is the hood fav and he signed it never declined it
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evan critch

loves eating pizza with a fork in a thermos, baseball fanatic, muscle man
evan critch is all muscle
by dawn jr, May 06, 2019
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Bazy Critch

A nice way of saying "Crazy Bitch."
My boss just texted me twice to remind me about the new store hours...the ones that are posted on the counter right by the register. What a bazy critch.
by GullibleZine May 05, 2009
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critch bitches

A group of high school girls who are very close friends, but people assume shit about them. Just leave them alone, they didn't do shit to you. Stop getting your nose in their business, they are allowed to live their own lives, and you shouldn't give them shit for it. Just mind your own fucking business.
Dont talk about the critch bitches that way.
by Post_Malone December 13, 2017
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