1 definition by RealMan88

-to both "crap" (but not literally defacate) and bitch at the the same time
-to whine or complain justly to your friends about a crappy or otherwise disaggreeable situation in life.
I critched about my parents being gay and grounding me after I knocked the legs off my couch to my friends.
by RealMan88 October 15, 2006
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