crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for 'fuck' on some online forums and chat rooms.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch February 18, 2009

crappity-shite

Have you ever started to describe a situation as crap but realised too late that this doesn't adequately describe the severity of the situation?

Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.

Saturday night TV is really crappity-shite at the moment.

by mackemlad1 July 18, 2016

crappity smack

1. Pooping on your hand and slapping someone in the face.

2. Boning a person in the butthole, and then smacking them in the face with your boner.

"I totally crappity smacked the Christ out of Lindsay Lohan!"

"Some bear just came out of nowhere, raped Gabe, and then, to top it all off, he crappity smacked him. To death."

by Dmur February 15, 2008

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat room, etc.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch February 19, 2009

crappity

like awww... naw!

Crappity! I forgot to take out my tampond!

by Mani May 2, 2003

crappity doodles

Elena's funna-fied version of saying " OH CRAPP!"

Elena: Oh crappity doodles!

Kailin: What?
Ashley: Who says " Crappity Doodles?
Ami: Oh!
Elena: I mean crappity doodles! I tried to trip Ashley but she moved!
Ashley:Your SO kind Elena.

by elenalikespancakes July 31, 2009

Crappity

Really bad situation

We are having a crappity time at this party.

by Sunsetlover73 January 11, 2022