cow

1. An animal used for meat and for milk. Domesticated. Sadly, this animal has had a rather bloody history, and not even their babies are safe from being turned into food; the little ones become an evil food known as veal.

2. A term for a nasty, stupid, and/or promiscuous person (usually female), despite that cows are cute and relatively intelligent animals.

I'd call Ann Coulter an ignorant cow, but that would be insulting to the cow; cows (and dogs) are too cute and too smart to be seen as horrible; she's a fly.

by Lorelili February 23, 2006

cow

a COW (noun) meaning a fit or an outburst.

(I recall this word being used back about 1975. It was coined such because apparently some people, when they were getting upset, would make a somewhat long and gutteral sound that amazingly sounded like a cow mooing.

he/she is having a cow, man !

by Wadsy May 13, 2005

cow

a disturbingly fat lady with extremely saggy breasts and enough rolls to fill a bakery.

"EWWWW!!,OMG a naked cow is on the loose!!

by quintin June 25, 2004

cow

best animal in the world DO NOT use as a negative comment e.g 'You stupid COW!' i myself am a cow and am offended when evil people get called cows i want to be called a cow n yet no-one seems to call me it so in the future please use cow in this way,

'hey jess you mad moo cow'

by jess (mad moo cow) June 21, 2005

cow

There is no cow level!

Idiot1: "Dood! I was playing Diablo 2 yesterday, and I got to the cow level!"
Idiot2: "Wtf, dude. There is no cow level!"

by cantCatchMeh October 23, 2008

cow

Cool Organized Woman.

Chloe: "OMG Ashley you are ssssuch a cow!"
Ashely: "Awwwww sssstop that Chloe, you are gonna make me bluuuuuush!"

by Ashley and Chloe 4 ever April 18, 2013

cow

a person who takes up more than one seat at a movie

this cow to the seat i saved

by Kalopa Falopa May 9, 2008