SUNY Cortland 

A small college full of jocks and future gym teachers. If your looking to party, drink, or get raped take a trip to Cortland. For real though, Cortland weekends are of the hook and the parties rival any big school like Syracuse and UCONN.

The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg

Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.

Oh yeah and class is completely optional

1)

Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!

2)

*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"

SUNY Cortland by jakeHawaii March 21, 2011

Courtlyn 

Courtlyns are beautiful people who love to laugh and have fun. They are loyal to their friends. The courtlyn you know is very friendly and smart, but she can have ditzee moments often as well.

Courtlyn is book smart, but I'm not sure about anything else.

Courtlyn by Ebony Levitt March 11, 2010

Cortlandt 

This name means Farm Land, but don't let that fool you. People named Cortlandt are very sweet and quick to put their friends before themselves. They have a certain vibe that makes you feel like they're a leader in a sort.

Cortlandt may take care of their friends, but they definitely have their own problems. Failure to neglect that fact can make them feel like they're unimportant or inferior.

They're shy at first, but once you get to know them, you'll never want to leave.

"I love Cortlandt! He's a positive, glowing person. Talking to him will certainly brighten your day!"

Cortlandt by Euphoriiaa June 30, 2020

sam cortland

the best guy ever to exist who did not deserve to die.

My name is Sam Cortland... and I will not be afraid.

sam cortland by sofiahramirez December 2, 2020

Courteney 

a very beautiful fun loving person who is loved by many people, someone who will be your best friend or your worst enemy. falls in love somewhat quickly but stays committed to who ever she is with. An amazing person with a one of a kind personality and has amazing interests, very beautiful, great smile, and beautiful eyes that you could just fall into, has very beautiful hair. N.E.M. <3

do you like Courteney?
Hell, who doesn't like her!?

Courteney by BFMV_Fan September 24, 2011

cortland weiner 

a weiner of a tall blonde hollister wannabee small weiner guy!!!

beanstalk beach boy with drunken weiner sticking out a "cortland weiner"

cortland weiner by @er905 April 24, 2010

cortlandese

The spoken language of the natives of Cortland, Ohio that only comes out after midnight, usually on weekends, and ironically after more than a few beverages are consumed. There are many different forms of it, but they all stem from the same roots. Special note: Only other Cortland natives can pick this gibberish out of a crowd of hundreds and understand the conversation.

Cortland native #1 "Gahh, turkey take it, gobble, gobble!"
Cortland native #2 "Contagion and a mushroom potato cloud!"
random guy "They must be speaking cortlandese because I have no idea what they just said."
Cortland native #3 "bawwh, berkabecka. Tell me, does this smell like onions?"

cortlandese by Iluvpotatoesandsodoesyourmom March 23, 2012