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cougarizationism 

A social phenomenon where older women are accepted and encouraged to prowl for much younger men. There are certain social expectations by which the cougar must adhere to, certain norms, customs, and ideologies. Individuals must have skills and habits necessary to participate within their own society, a.e alimony, facelifts, and a cougar pack to name a few. The target must always be young men that are close to children's age and more than willing to participate in the game. The phenomenon is complete when the cub is snatched and taken back to her den.
There are selective bars where cougarizationism is on the menu.

Cargarita 

An alcoholic beverage made in a car, involving portable ingredients.
"I wanted to have a drink before I walked into the club, so I sat in my vehicle and had a Cargarita."
Cargarita by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

Cougarbait 

Adj. A male who seeks the affections of mature women exclusively (see Cougars). Syn. Milfbait
Joe won't date a woman under 40, he's hardcore cougarbait.
Cougarbait by JRSLim June 19, 2009

cougarific 

A woman, or any given scenario, that has exceptional cougar qualities
Those ladies running through the park are cougarific.
or
I'm beside myself on how cougarific this wine and cheese party is.
cougarific by Sean Milligan November 24, 2005

Cougarism 

The study and philosophy of all things concerning older women who prey on young verile men to fulfill their primal sexual desires (also known as a 'Cougar').
Bobby: You seem to know an awful lot about Cougars, Brent.

Brent: Alas, young lad, I am proficient in Cougarism.
Cougarism by Brent Davidson March 4, 2008

Cougarican 

A middle-aged Puertorrican woman that is in search of 20 year old men at the local watering holes and night clubs.
"Dude...Check out that Cougarican over there! Muy caliente!"
"I'm gonna get my Cougarican on tonight! Ay caramba!"
Cougarican by peak1369 January 18, 2012