A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.
Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:
Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.
Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.
Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
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Get the Correlation =/= Causation mug.phenomenon. The uncanny ability for a OBGYN to distinguish a ladyboy from a lady after years of associating faces of patients with the appearance of their crotch. The expert is even able to predict the gender of a ladyboy of thai tranny caliber.
Dr. P: Wtf how did u score a 90% on the ladyboy test?
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...
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Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:
Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.
Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.
Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018
Get the Correlation =/= Causation mug.Those in the field of social sciences that focus on correlations rather than causation in their research. Typically reside outside the field of Economics.
You found a negative correlation between hospital use and health outcomes and concluded hospitals are bad for your health? What are you, a correlation peasant?
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Steve: Good game. Props to Catherine for honoring her world.
a couple of seconds later...
Steve: Self-correctation: word
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Steve: Self-correctation: word
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A sexual act practiced by University of Chicago undergraduates involving audibly reassuring oneself of one's prowess with the opposite sex while masturbating. Practitioners cite the induced pleasure as proof of the skills in question. Performed alone.
A sexual act practiced by University of Chicago undergraduates involving audibly reassuring oneself of one's prowess with the opposite sex while masturbating. Practitioners cite the induced pleasure as proof of the skills in question. Performed alone.
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