Corona Boyfriend

Like a “holiday boyfriend” he is a temporary boyfriend. He is the only man you allow within 6 ft. of you while social distancing. As with a “holiday boyfriend”, the relationship is intense but brief. Only you don’t go to holiday events together, because you don’t go out at all.

“He was just my Corona Boyfriend, I never would have gone out with him if I’d known it would be more than 2 weeks”.

by beckynot March 28, 2020

coronacooties

An especially dangerous strain of cooties possessed by those infected with the coronavirus.

Please cough into your elbow, not your hand. I don’t want your coronacooties.

by Sunny Cheddar March 5, 2020

CoronaFlyrus

The fly that landed on Mike Pence’s head during the Vice Presidential Debate 2020.

Mike Pence got the CoronaFlyrus during the debate.

by 93 yourcultleader93 October 7, 2020

corona crawler

A term used to describe a baby born conceived during/around when the covid pandemic occurred.

During quarantine my girlfriend got pregnant, now we’re expecting a corona crawler.

by adaisy275 April 15, 2021

Corona Bean

Vaginal soreness caused by repeated flicking of her bean during her Covid lockdown.

My roommate has a bad case of corona bean. I told her not to sign up for pornhub.

I can’t flick it again. I’m so swoll from corona bean.

by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

CoRoNA

What that annoying kid says when you cough. Sign of mental deficiency. At least my school is closing. F.

Me: *coughs*
Timmy: “DoEs HE HaVe CoRoNA?!?111!!?”

by Communist Squidward March 16, 2020

Corona Navidad

A birthday that is during the corona quarantine.

Poor Jeff. He’s all alone on his Corona Navidad.

by Swiffer Wet Jet March 30, 2020