corntrolled

To be so completely brainwashed by someone that you would eat the corn out of their feces just so you can say you had lunch with them.

I simply cannot believe how corntrolled he is by that politician!

by RTOTOJ January 30, 2022

Cornhold

The force or power exerted by one individual while engaging in anal sex with another person. It also refers to the positioning of bodies involved in anal sex.

Did you see Ron and James down by the river?

Yeah. It looked like Ron had James in a cornhold.

by greener than green January 22, 2011

Captain Cornhole

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?

by htownfun August 22, 2009

Cornhole Canyon

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.

Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009

cornhole cowboy

someone (usually a male) who is adventerous with anothers anus. in plural it usually refers to two males who are particularly gay.

Hey Jonothan, I was unaware that Raymond and Dorian were such cornhole cowboys.

by Alex Ramsay July 16, 2008

Cornhole

To fuck someone in the ass

I want to cornhole Nicole

by winter._.slayyy May 10, 2018

cornhole

Something, what you should care about during prison sentence.

-I'm going to go away for awhile... to jail
-Watch out for your cornhole, bud!

by dildo777 August 12, 2018