Coolitus

The need to post your retarded definition of a word you and your friends came up with randomly, thinking everyone else will think it's funny when it makes no sense at all. The insatiable need to be cool which condemns you to posting shit definitions of made up words.

Douchebag: yeah lolroflmao I totally just posted shitassdicknipple in urban dictionary!! It means i like peaches :)

Rest of the world: Thanks for wasting my time on reading this retarded bullshit. This kid has a major case of coolitus.

by Shitassdicknipple December 31, 2011

Coolitudinosity

The highest degree of awesomeness possibly able to be obtained.

You built a robot dinosaur with missile launchers and a flamethrower that can outrun a Ferrari for the school science fair? Coolitudinosity.

by MutantMoxx February 12, 2012

Coolty

The act of being cool, mostly in product.

That new product is of total coolty

by Nerd Daddy August 28, 2010

Coolit

When a person is “cool” and “lit” they are considered coolit

person one- yo you see that dude over there?
person two- yea man he’s fucking coolit

by Landen Mosbauer February 24, 2019

coolito

something is cool; you think its awesome

"Hey! I just got a new cell phone."
"Coolito!"

by Crystaloonie June 28, 2008

coolitating

Adjective; usually describing a day, event or person. Having very distinct but minute irritating qualities but still somehow able to be described as cool

Kishantay: "how was your day" Marvin : "i ate and shit it was coolitating"

kishantay: "you mess with lisa?" Marvin : "not really she coolitating as hell, and meagan yamp ass too"

by Rickynovember November 29, 2011

cooliyo

What an old person calls something cool.

"That is cooliyo" said grandpa Norm

by BOBITTY April 4, 2017