Captain Cockhead

head cockhead; leader of the cockheads; most highly qualified cockhead

...and that concludes my report about the day when aliens stole my brain.

Thank you, Captain Cockhead.

by yorrick hunt June 13, 2008

Cockhead

cockhead - someone who is born in nsw, but goes for queensland

that guy goes for queensland and he was born in new south wales what a cockhead

by nsw supporter July 7, 2011

Cockhead

Someone with a cock for a head.

Oh my dear lord, that poor man's head looks a little like a cock. He must be one of those cockheads that I learnt about from that urban dictionary.

by Jack Diddly Squat December 7, 2003

cockheaded imbecile

1. A person who's head is swollen into giant cock form; a moron.

2. A term of endearment.

1. Sally: Jimmy told me he loves me.
Tina: Stop talking to him, he's a cockheaded imbecile.
2. She's adorable. She's my cockheaded imbecile.

by abovetherain March 14, 2017

cockhead

Literally, the glans of a man's penis (also know as the helmet.) Used in a derogatory manner to describe a bothersome person.

Yeah, lick my cockhead!

That guy is such a cockhead.

by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005

Cockhead Mcpussylips

Extreme Douchebag. One who deserves to be shot. One who refuses to use sexual terms.

Guy 1: Just tell me what an oops is.
Guy 2: No!
Guy 1: Fucking Cockhead Mcpussylips.

by Mchl Chrls Mrtn October 29, 2007

coolheaded

A coolheaded person is some one that's cool and collect and that's they're natural way. They might seem irritating to some people but really the coolest person a person might meet.

Jackson: Oh, wow, have you meet the new kid Miguel?
Tom: No why?
Jackson: He's just such a coolheaded person! You have to meet him!

by Living_Death January 11, 2010