convolution factor

a scale from one to five (1-5) with five being the most severe, that describes the way someone will adjust their speaking and writing to sound more intelligent or experienced to impress someone they want to date; while intending to sound worldly, people employing a high convolution factor often come across as confusing or just plain idiots

When Linda said she didn't know anything about cars, Brian started speaking at about a convolution factory of 4 to impress her.

by Sexy Simian December 3, 2010

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CONPOLUTED

CON•PU•LOO•TED - DEFINITION: A person that speeks in a complex and hard to understand way while under the influence of alcohol , or other mind alternating substances .

Conpoluted
EXAMPLE : A person says "give me cigaremethingies " . ( cigarettes for me thingies )

by MandevilleMike May 13, 2023

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Convoluted • CONPOLUTED • convolute • convoyluted • Congaluted • Conjolted • Covolute • confluted • CONPOLLUTED • CONvoLUTION

convoyluted

When the Canadian protest types that would normally look to a convoy for their protesting come up against an issue where there isn't total agreement on why they are mad.

The election was over. The Conservatives still grumbling offered up a host of stray logic for the loss, all borrowed from south of the border and a certain orange dude. The non-cohesive reasoning was a few trucks short and its jumbled fluff could best be described as convoyluted. No trucks. No logic.

by Charlie Currie May 1, 2025

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CONvoLUTION

the possibility that some 500 CONgressmen could get together and accidentally make a useful decision - in approximately several billion years.....(many of the same folks seem to believe in evolution)

HE: Are we out of this economic mess yet?

SHE: No, this CONvoLUTION could last a little while longer...but we can still HOPE for CHANGE....

by op_position September 2, 2011

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