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Contoods

Small testicles in result of taking steroids.
That guy has contoods I saw him taking steroids last night.
by KTODARAD April 12, 2011
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contonder

A portmanteau between contemplating and pondering, contonder essentially means to rationalize rationalizing and come up with an excuse to have an excuse.
Kev is such a millennial. He acts so self-important but lacks initiative to gain what he feels he is owed. Look at him. Right now he acts like he's above going to a party he claims is full of lames but he's contondering a reason to go.

Dude is literally trying to psyche himself up to even considering it.

Kev says it is his duty as a higher standard to society to entertain the thought of attempting to elevate his peers to his level by his mere presence alone. So, he deciding to go to do just that.
by IMakeWomenSayYes September 6, 2019
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Contoodle

Dude I contoodle'd all over the f***ing floor!
by $lim $hady January 22, 2008
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CONTOLL

REFUSAL TO PAY TOLL MONEY FOR CORRUPT POLICE OFFICERS OR MAFIA PROTECTION RACKETEER
THOSE POP AND MOM SHOP OWNERS AGREED TO CONTOLL AGAINTS A BANG GANG MONTHLY EXTORTION
by ANUNE_FAT988 March 17, 2022
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Consoldier

An individual who does console wars; stating numerous facts, or opinions they’re entitled to as to why a video game console is superior than another video game console.
Sony Fanboy: Dude the PS3 is one hundred times better than the Xbox 360, it sold a lot more in the 7th generation of gaming than that hunk of junk.

Random Person: No one cares consoldier. Now drop and give me twenty.
by Jamjuice101 July 28, 2024
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Contology

* Any ontological system or principle which posits consciousness as fundamental.

* Any philosophical system which posits consciousness as a fundamental axiom upon which the systems following arguments stem.
Schopenhauer was an idealist yes, but his theory of the Will is really just an example of Contology.
by Gily October 13, 2025
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TO BE CONTONDERED!!!

It's to be continued, but in the alternate ending marty turns into an imbreed, so he says "contondred".
Well, if I'm gonna disappear into nothing, I might as well bang my mom.

Hey Lorraine, wait up.

Hi, my name's Marty, I'm in a picture.

TO BE CONTONDERED!!!
by NarwhalBall February 24, 2025
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