Cornstubble

To assign redonkulous assignments to students; verb

The history of this word comes from a science teacher by the name of Mr. Cornstubble, who once assigned a 20 page paper about a chapter in his textbook that had to be due in one week. Students rebelled and he decided to cancel the assignment 3 days before it was due, so many students did all of this work for nothing.

Teacher: Okay class, your task is to write me a 39 page essay on why 2+2=4.

Student: BULLSHIT!!! Why do you have to Cornstubble us all the time?!

by samhigginsisasexybeast December 18, 2009

constable bukkake

An anchor man In a circle jerk, the event organizer at a strictly all male bukkake party, usually someone named BORIS

Has constable bukkake arrived yet? I'm ready for the party.

by BeastFun January 21, 2018

confubbled

Physically confused and mentally disoriented.

Is it amusing to watch a confubbled person, but only vaguely amusing to be the confubbled person.

by Coty's Girl November 26, 2005

Constable

A mammal of great stature and beard. This creature sings like a Jaybird and woos all the lady cuntstables with it's fervor and gusto.

Look at that Constable, must be mating season with that beard and those intoxicating sounds.

by setmea2 April 1, 2010

consturbed

to be disturbed and confused at the same time

He looks a tad consturbed

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Cuntstubbleitous

When a five o'clock shadow meets a stubbly pussy

Hey Mike went down on Ashley and she hadn't shaved and he got

Cuntstubbleitous on his chin

by Santa Baws July 18, 2019

confubble

1) baffle
2) infatuate
3) to toy with, as emotions
4) to vaguely confuse; vaguely confuzzle

i think i'm speechless
and i'm just confubbled

by maelstr0m_X1 March 22, 2005