Constenplaited

when you are contemplating how you became constipaited

Jon was constenplaited

by SirriuslySeriously August 26, 2018

Constipation consternation

The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.

The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked, dismay, angry, grimace

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015

Constinormity

being constipated for so long that nothing leaves your body and you become enormous-----
contipated + enormous = constinormity

After eating that crazy shit in Sweden i experienced constinormity for 2 weeks. All i wanna do is shit man.

by Kevinnnb April 6, 2008

consterned

When somebody wants to do something to someone out of anger but they can't or don't

She was so damn consterned she almost punched her son.

by sithsiri February 18, 2017

constence

Constence is the best bitch out there. Though her name is similar to Constance, know that if you mess up her name she'll tell you that you messed up. Constence is a fun person to be with and if you lose her, you'll by far regret it.

Random girl: Who's that?
Me: That's Constence, she cool

by SomeRandomBitchThatLovesHerFri June 4, 2019

Constaint

The correct spelling of the fake word “constant.”

M: “I’m in constaint pain🙂”
A: “Constant?”
M: “No, constaint”
A: “Ah, okay”

by I'm going to murder your kids September 15, 2023

Constingency

The art of defining a budget value that on first inspection seems large enough, but in reality is not nearly enough

In a modern political economy Healthcare funding is based on the theory of constingency so at all times further cutbacks can be justified

by The only Cam June 5, 2025