Conspiratard

A paranoid shut in that believes in almost all of the conspiracy theories on the internet. Usually Alex Jones junkies even though they claim they are not. Cannot be spotted in the wild, instead seen roaming message boards and blogs attempting to spread their disease of paranoia. Should be treated with massive anxiolytics as that would end their belief in crazy stuff but that would require them to trust doctors which of course they don't (they are Illuminati mind control shills).

Sane dude: Wow that earthquake in Japan was devastating

Conspiratard: Yeah makes you wonder who was behind it (hmm HAARP, wink wink)

Sane dude #2: WTF are you talking about? It was an earthquake idiot.

Conspiratard: Yeah and the twin towers were brought down by a couple of guys with box cutters. You sheep! Do your own research!! Don't drink fluorinated water either!! Ahhh!!!

by signate July 23, 2011

backwards conspiracy

When you are a superhero fighting crime but you are also a criminal.

Dude... thats a backwards conspiracy.

by Poovey Vert February 18, 2018

Meghan Conspiracy

The idea that urban dictionary refuses to approve positive definitions of the name Meghan.

Urban dictionary rejected my kind definition of the name Meghan, and it’s honestly rude. It’s a Meghan Conspiracy.

by Wedelivertobadgers February 7, 2020

conspirasheep

People who are conspirasheep believe almost every conspiracy they hear and believe the most delusional . They call people who don't believe their delusional theories 'sheep', even though they themselves are conspirasheep because they have gotten so solidified in their own conspiracy beliefs. When people ask questions they cannot answer they simply say "look into it", "do your own research", "this is all just speculation though" any evidence actually provided by a conspirasheep is not believable or from reputable sources.

"Ronnie is such a conspirasheep, he was telling me about alien breakaway civilizations and ascension into the 5th dimension."

by masoniswoke March 5, 2019

Conspiracy Drunk

When you're so drunk that you start talking about conspiracy theories.

Damn CC was so drunk last night that he started talking about how the moon landing was staged. He was conspiracy drunk.

by GoltHlenny May 17, 2019

conspiral

The feeling when a person believes in so many conspiracy theories nothing seems real to them anymore.

Have you seen Bob? Since he got into that flat earth he's in a full on conspiral!

by Bob Dobbs23 July 13, 2017

Conspiratard

A person who gets wrapped up in, or obsessed with, conspiracy theories that have no foundation, are not plausible, or otherwise possible in this dimension or any other. "Conspiratard" is a portmanteau of "Conspiracy retard."

"Take off your tin foil hat and put away your theories on Reptilians you conspiratard!"

by SadieSay June 26, 2014