conkers

slang for shit,,

back in a minute mate, im off to drop some conkers :)

by kryton August 18, 2003

conkers deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, ie. deeply penatrative sex.

"Where's S-Dogg?"
"He went home for the weekend, meeting some girl to get conkers deep"

by ReverandWill February 3, 2007

Conkers Deep

The act of being "conkers deep" inside a lovely lady, ie giving the full length of manhood, banging the gonads against the minge wall.

Mate, Iwas fucking my Mrs last night, and I was totally 'conkers deep'

by The cannon & the wheels July 26, 2011

Conkers Deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, up to nuts in guts

I was Conkers Deep in Cara Deane last night!

by Geeseth February 25, 2010

Conkers Deep

Deep penetration sex touching your balls

I was conkers deep last night with that girl I took home!

by Adrian December 5, 2003

Knob Conkers

Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.

Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"

by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013

Southern Fried Conkers

This is more colourful name for sore/damaged testicles!

James - Why you holding your nuts?

John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!

James - Oooh what happened?

John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.

by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009