The intersection (conjunction) of things that are not meant to intersect, leading to a dysfunction of fucked up proportions.
Putting ketchup in my cereal has it all conjunctifucked.
You, Pam and Rudy are conjunctifucked. At least one of you fools needs to keep walking.
You, Pam and Rudy are conjunctifucked. At least one of you fools needs to keep walking.
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Common amongst those who cry after intercourse.
Common amongst those who cry after intercourse.
"Man, why is your eye so red?"
"Wiped a tear from my eye using my action finger after super emotional sex last night, now I have Conjunctivina"
"Wiped a tear from my eye using my action finger after super emotional sex last night, now I have Conjunctivina"
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The Minnesota Twins are in a state of confunctury. At times the country is in a state of confunctury.
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Sometimes it means a union,a combination of elements.
Sometimes it means a union,a combination of elements.
I, M.Verver, am a remarkable conjunction of various talents.
by M.Verver September 1, 2009
Get the conjunction mug.The process through which, Americans abuse their language, and generate words through random conjunctions. Usually redneck in origin, these words eventually become acceptable in society as a whole.
I.E. Ya'll/y'all; as in y'all come back now ya' hear?
you'ins see y'all.
fixinta; as in fixinta go put my gun away.
gosinda; as in 2 gosinda 4 twice.
By god if american conjunctivitis won't be the death of the English language...
you'ins see y'all.
fixinta; as in fixinta go put my gun away.
gosinda; as in 2 gosinda 4 twice.
By god if american conjunctivitis won't be the death of the English language...
by Josh McG January 19, 2007
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–adj(used with subject)
The state of being disarranged and uncomfortable with respect to one's clothing
Synonyms: disheveled, discombobulated, rumpled, tousled
Origin:
1990s, Kristinism, first noted in Rockland County, NY
–adj(used with subject)
The state of being disarranged and uncomfortable with respect to one's clothing
Synonyms: disheveled, discombobulated, rumpled, tousled
Origin:
1990s, Kristinism, first noted in Rockland County, NY
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