Conjunctivina

A form of conjunctivitis attained by rubbing your eye after sex having touched your girls vajayjay.

Common amongst those who cry after intercourse.

"Man, why is your eye so red?"
"Wiped a tear from my eye using my action finger after super emotional sex last night, now I have Conjunctivina"

by Chewed Muffin November 5, 2015

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Conjunctivitis

Pink eye, something you get from burying your face in a strippers ass.

"Aw dude, I got conjunctivitis"

"That's what you get when you put a stripper's butt on your face"

by breakfastcandy December 14, 2009

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american conjunctivitis

The process through which, Americans abuse their language, and generate words through random conjunctions. Usually redneck in origin, these words eventually become acceptable in society as a whole.

I.E. Ya'll/y'all; as in y'all come back now ya' hear?
you'ins see y'all.
fixinta; as in fixinta go put my gun away.
gosinda; as in 2 gosinda 4 twice.

By god if american conjunctivitis won't be the death of the English language...

by Josh McG January 19, 2007

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conjunctivitis

Pink eye. It is an infection in the eye that's really contagious, ugly, and gross.

Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."

Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.

"Let's do it"
"Can't... I have conjunctivitis"
"Yucky"

by Ash Money January 4, 2007

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congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

by Giddy73 May 19, 2017

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