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Conjoined Conception

A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.

The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.
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conored

extremely drunk, unable to function from the consumption of alcohol, complete and utter inebriation
getting conored, ''man i was so conored last night'', ''did u see that guy who was conored the other night?''
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conjoined twinophilia

kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!

(Conjoined twinophilia)

Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"
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Contarted

1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.
1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.
by Your Mom's Mom May 16, 2006
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conjoined twits

when two morons hang around together and agree on everything. No individual thoughts or ideas.

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Rita: Did you see those pair of girls in class they were such conjoined twits.

Everyone: yes they were
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conjoined balls

When you only have one good ball or testicle.
He has conjoined balls. For easter we dress it up like an Easter egg and go hunt for it.
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Conjort

- collide
- come/go together

- match up
- flicked

- give
We conjorted outfits today

You conjort blue and red to make purple
I conjorted my homework to my teacher
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