Cornhog

Someone who is greedy, self-centered or does things just to annoy other people

Steven is SUCH a cornhog when it comes to MapleStory!

by JordanTF June 12, 2008

conogenic shock

fabricated illness linked with high drama to attract attention to oneself. Usually associated with the accumulation of relatives, police and fire-rescue personnel.

mostly experienced by south florida latino women.

One medic to another," Look man, she's fluttering her eyelids, she must be going into conogenic shock".

by buck thrasher January 20, 2009

Conjogulate

Is when you hit something and it changes its shape almost entirely.

The mountain was conjogulated when the metiorite hit it, reducing its height by 100 feet and increased its width by 200 feet.

by asdfmovie2 February 6, 2010

confogulated

1. to be in a state of confusion about a topic; 2. to be late because you were driving through fog

1. I'm pretty confogulated about why she wouldn't invite us to dinner. 2. Sorry, sir, I'm confogulated this morning. I could only drive twenty miles on the way here.

by pweidman December 4, 2009

Conhole

A conservative that is willing to tank the country rather than compromise their demagoguery.

Those House of Representative conholes would let this country go under before they would vote for a compromise bill.

by UTJIM July 26, 2011

conbogulate

A tendency to reinforce our devotion when asked to defend or explain our position. If we are asked to explain our feelings on an issue, as soon as the words leave our mouths we have already started to cement a position on the issue. Even if we have little or no background knowledge on it. We have the ability to convert hearsay, our own sense of logic or abstract thoughts into "facts" that we can draw upon to justify or explain our position. When challenged on the same idea in the future we are likely to take the original stance rather than revise it. Especially if we believe we hold the popular viewpoint.

"Jeremy Irons once said in an interview that if gay marriage were made legal, it would open up the ability for men to marry their sons. He was slammed by the media. In a media statement to follow he clarified his position by explaining that incest laws were there to prevent inbreeding and logically it does not prevent man and son from marrying."

Clearly his statement was narrow minded, but rather than say "hey I was suffering from verbal diarrhea that day" he became decidedly more resolute in his argument. He conbogulated his argument.

by Santas little helper April 7, 2013

Cornhogger

The meanest, most bad ass dwarf slayer that ever lived. Close companion to the Porkstorm and Skootzy.

Holy shit dude, I just got into a fight at the bar and that Cornhogger was laying some serious pipe!

by Porkstorm March 8, 2010