Confinery

1: Used to describe a state of mental self-punishment that is similar to the realm of purgatory that church-going/catholic woman experience after getting wasted and breaking their oath of chastity, for the 2nd+ time.

2: The experience of remorse from getting drunk the night before and taking part in promiscuous activity while sitting in mass/church.

Person: "Girl, what's wrong?!"
Bad Girl: "I'm in confinery."
Person: "Say WHA?? You better hope you're not pregnant!."
Bad Girl: "I don't know. I just hope God forgives me the next time...I mean, this time..."

by The Drizzle, a.k.a. Money Man February 10, 2010

cozminity

When a penguin and computer feel deeply in love, have kids, and divorce.

"omg cozminity is finally happening!!!"-friendlyneighborhoodpug

by daddycow420 January 20, 2022

continuity

Continuous nudity

Guy 1 "Those nudists are seriously pissing me off with them being continuously nude"
Guy 2 "continuity dude"

by razukio January 28, 2013

Confusity

the feeling of extreme confusion

John: hey what happened???

Me : i'm not sure i've been over come by confusity

by foreign zimbo January 21, 2017

confinated

when you’re so caffeinated you become extremely confident and outgoing

i was so confinated at the cafe i walked right up to the cute barista and asked him out

by ketsy November 29, 2018

Conmunity

A Conmunity is when your whole trailerhood in the Inland Empire (go figure, a bunch of dopes decided to separate from California, who just beat out Germany as the "World's Fourth Largest economy") is controlled by a minion of little snitch bitches who get paid by the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department, under "head" Sheriff Shannon Dickisus/Coroner; a situation where you are the pioneer, and every one around you is a hostile Native American (Hey, as a relative of Alexander Hamilton, Andrew Jackson, Calvin Coolidge, and William Jefferson Blytheaka, the guy who was President twice like Obama, and your one guy, a white guy, in the middle of the sights of a circular firing squad, quack commandos who are supposed to be your "neighbors" but just keep ratting on you, spying on your every movement, and calling their "handler's when you go to the mailbox, or fart, or whatever!

Here in the so-called "empire," my trailerhood is a "conmunity" of rat-bastards, petty little bitches, scum-slurping paid informants for the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department; each paid informant relays the information of this author's every movement, fart sound, or throbbing sounds that might emanate from my rectangular, single-wide, domicile.

by draegonktyner November 18, 2022

Continuity maskurbator

Wuhan Flu nostalgic individual still sporting a surgical mask in 2023.

"Professor Michie's gone tonto again. I just saw her wearing a mask while driving alone in her car."
"No surprises there. Woman's an absolute continuity maskurbator."

by Old Phardt February 8, 2023