Confudesperation

A stage of someone's life where they are so desperate, they will try and get with anyone they can. Currently sweeping the UK, confudesperation sufferers frequently change their mind over who they actually like, often leading to confrontations and arguments in certain levels of the british underclass.

See also homoconfudesperation

"Javine's slept with Romeo, Baz, 'arry AND Charlie...i reckon she's suffering from confudesperation"

by NowImLost July 18, 2005

conduces

verb: from conducive.

1. Encouragative of something positive.
2. Pushes towards something - normallyb positive.

M on Facebook today: Happy are those who find fault with themselves instead of finding fault with others.
Me: Not necessarily happy but at least wise and introspective, and to me self-questioning conduces (sic) progress.

by vivauganda January 23, 2011

Condused

When you are Confused but you don't care enough to ask the person to repeat or explain what they just said.

Chloe was telling a really, REALLY long story that did not make sense at all, Julia and Will were confused but didn't really care to here what she was talking about as they were late for a VIP party, so together they exclaimed "I'm CONDUSED!"

by WHATTTTY WHAT WHAT? December 29, 2010

conducer

Being both a producer and a consumer of digital content.

The mashup is the epitome of conducer output.

by mrkp April 9, 2008

Conduse

Conduse is next level voring.

Did you hear? Mark condused Karen!
Amane was literally condused by Tsu!

by tetsai April 29, 2020

ComDude

the funny weeb man

ComDude is a whale

by ComDude June 10, 2021

confudeulbuddid

In a dazed and confused state of mind.

I'm so confudeulbuddid, because i drank too much.

by Jacqui H. September 6, 2005