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Ford Contour

A sly way of calling someone a cunt-whore, as contour sounds similar when said quickly.
She's such a bitch, she should be driving a Ford Contour.
by NYkid420 February 26, 2010
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Sex Condor

A condor that is used to help prevent the making of children. It has a tendency to screech at a pitch that renders sperm infertile. A great alternative to the condom.
My buddy and his girlfriend were having sex in his dorm room when I walked by to hear a loud screeching noise. I busted in and realized that he was just having safe sex using his sex condor.
by Landfillian March 22, 2009
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Contour

A specific style of (usually) heavy makeup that used to be exclusive to professional makeup artists, celebrities and drag queens that has made its way into the mainstream via the internet and tv personalities (in specific Kim Kardashian)

Contour makeup usually involves the use of lighter and darker shades than your natural skin tone to highlight (brighten certain areas where light would naturally hit or highlight features you want to enhance such as cheekbones) and contour (add contrast or depth or use shadowing to make certain prominent features such as a wide nose appear smaller)

The makeup is usually heavy as it usually requires more than one shade of foundation or the use of a separate contour palette. It also requires the use of different blending brushes and it can be time consuming as proper blending is required for high quality results.

Those who use the contouring technique of makeup often also use color correction concealer, false lashes, winged liner, tint their eyebrows, apply lipstick and "bake" to achieve the instagram look.

Because of contour makeup, it is quite simple for an average person to look just as good if not better than a hollywood celebrity. It has changed the dynamic of what society considers to be attractive and can provide a boost in confidence or make someone feel worse about themselves depending on the exposure they have to the trend and whether they are good at contour makeup or not.
Person 1: "Girl last night I looked HOT I was getting all the men, my contour was on point!"

Person 2: "yess looked great!"

Person 1: "yeah I need to learn how to contour so I can look like that everyday!"
by Ranoutofnames123 October 29, 2017
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Flying Condor

This can only occur during/after coitus on a top bunk, or a place which is elevated. After cumming on the recipient, rip a feathered pillow so the feathers stick so they look like a condor, then make them fly by kicking (or shoving, depending on the girth of the party) them out of bed. They will fly for a second or two before crashing into the ground as a heaping pile of feathers.
Flying Condor: Shamed by feathers.
by Whitey McRosenski July 30, 2009
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Condored

to build a large condor-like nest out of branches and leaves and place on an individuals car or doorstep
Breyein thought it was a funny prank when he condored his brothers jeep.
by Breyein July 17, 2012
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Condorse

I condorse my product.
by CasperWyo March 9, 2017
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Contour

A word used to greet or insult a fellow brother. A guy who says stupid shit.
Your a contour man.
That was a contourish move.
Bradley Woo.
by Bradley Woo May 6, 2008
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