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Pineapple Concubine

A woman who lives with a Pineapple but has lower status than his wife or wives and are regarded as socially or sexually subservient; mistress to the Pineapple.But no, a bunch of prickly women who live with a man, Generally lower social standing than say the dude wife.
hey my new friends said they were Pineapple Concubine and I said WTF is that and then they explained
by tudders1 April 12, 2017
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concubining

Living together with several different sex/romantic partners. To have multiple girlfriends or wives, all of whom know about each other and live in the same house. Polygamy.

Originated thousands of years ago as a means of producing a large number of offspring, and as a status symbol, to show off how many women and children a man could afford to provide for, and to display virility. Now banned in most countries, but was once common practice, even in early Christendom: Charlamagne had multiple wives.

The word was recently popularized by one Ricky Lackey, a convicted thief who, when asked by the judge at his trial how many children he had, replied: "None now, but I have six on the way." When the judge asked if he was marrying a woman who had six children, he replied "No, I be concubining." Meaning, of course, that he had 6 girlfriends, all of whom were pregnant.
Judge: "Do you have any children?"
Lackey: "No, but I have six on the way."
Judge: "So, you're marrying a woman with six children?"
Lackey: "No, I be concubining."
by the birds and trees October 22, 2007
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Refried Concubine Rice

Concubine rice that's being reserved a second time, and is reheated in bacdafucup sauce to freshen it.

Commonly eaten by haters.
Dave : Hey Tony what are you eating? It smells awful.

Tony: Just some refried Concubine Rice.

Dave (groaning) : Duuudde

Tony (with mouth full): Deal with it!
by The Second Cumming February 19, 2010
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Concubus

Derived from the word concubine, Concubus is gender neutral term for an Incubus and Succubus and takes away the sexism that the two words connotate.

(In+cubere Latin for “to lie upon”)(Suc+cubere Latin for “to lie under”)

(Con+cubere= “to lie with”)
Person 1: Hey what would a non-binary sex demon be called?
Person 2: A concubus of course!
by Nixconia_is_King January 22, 2021
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Concubine

dave: out with the wife tonight dude?

alan: no i'm ragging my concubine
by FloraJane May 25, 2009
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Islamic Concubine

Islamic Concubine refers to a woman in a polygamous style relationship who is legally permitted to have intimate relations with the man, although she may not have official "wife" status.

During Islamic Arabia, some polygamous men had concubines. Essentially, these men had consensual intimate relations with their servant women (concubines) from who the men were in common law marriages with.

The polygamous men had to be in common law marriages with the servant women, since fornication was prohibited.
During Islamic Arabia, some men had Islamic Concubines.
by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023
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satan's concubine

An extrememly short tempered, small statured, partially paralyzed woman who constantly fucked around on her ex husband, producing a child with a different father. Also likes to start fights by throwing the first punch but threatens the punchee that if he hits her back she'll call the police and use her disability as a crutch.
Stephanie was such an uberbitch that her ex husband referred to her as satan's concubine
by LaDeena April 23, 2007
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