Tomtarded

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Tom.

What? you left your car lights on 3 times since you replaced your battery? That's pretty tomtarded.

by kazeflame June 7, 2009

computarded

1) A total lack of all but a basic understanding of computer hardware, software, and programming.
2) Inexperience or ineptness with or misunderstanding of something computer-related.
3) How one feels (about one's self -or- about what they are working on) when a computer program, application, or device gets the better of them.

1) My mother calls me everytime I e-mail her instead of e-mailing back. She must be computarded.
2) Can you help me paste my roommate’s head on this Rainbow Brite body? Thanks, man - I am totally computarded when it comes to Photoshop.
3) How did I get these page and section breaks so messed up?!? This is so computarded!

by JRGreen May 22, 2008

go compared

a reference to the go the go compare singer who is extremely annoying pointing out that a person or persons is annoying or bugging you

this can also be used as a show of hate to someobody

dan is a being abit go compared today
or

your go compared today

or

your so go compared before

your like the go compare

by hunter.t December 2, 2010

contarded

Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.

"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."

"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"

by kathyv May 6, 2010

Contarted

1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.

1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.

by Your Mom's Mom May 16, 2006

comptarded

Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tär-d&d
Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet

Laura can never get her Yahoo! Messenger to work, she's fundamentally comptarded.

by Four1Fool August 11, 2004

CoDtarded

Describes a player of the first person shooter, Call of Duty, who is a noob and does something retarded. Early signs you are playing with a CoDtarded person include shitty music in the background, a voice high enough to shatter glass, and refusing to ready up until next Sunday. Another indicator of a CoDtarded person is when you hear crying through a $5 mic, "Revive me I have a raygun,"

Smart player: "Did you just trade the LSAT for the SMR? Why are you so CoDtarded?"
CoDtarded player: *Shitty dubstep playing in the background*"Revive me I just got down and have the raygun,"

by Noobish_Camper55 February 28, 2017