Cumdensation

The scientific process of semen evaporating.

"There is barely any cum in the condom from last night, damn cumdensation"

by B-wake March 31, 2013

panty condensation

when a female becomes wet, (horny) the liquid that is discharged from her vagina and lines the panties.

I was gettin with this chick, an when she took her pants off she had some mad panty condensation.

her roast beef curtains gave off some sick panty condensation.

by derrick nelly nelson October 26, 2009

convinsation

a type of conversation where you are trying to convince & insist on what you want.

the dentist has an excellent convinsation powers in insisting a treatment option to the patient.

by molarband1925 November 14, 2009

compensation

way of making up for your small cock
see truck

he's compensating for his small cock with that big-ass truck

by Cliff Hopper March 28, 2003

Stoners Compensation

Basically a metaphorical liscence given to you when you are completely baked. Usually used when playing games such as pool and you make the stupidest mishits eg: accidently nudging the white (or any ball if you're really fucked).
It's a good liscence that you need for silly fuck-ups whilst stoned.
How do you obtain Stoners Compensation?
Simply say it immediatley after any fuck-up and your friends will agree with you if it actually was due to being stoned and not just pure stupidity.

Pool Game
(White misses every ball at the break)
Hippy1: shit! Stoners Compensation!
Hippy2: yeaaahh man haha fair enough
Hippy3: yeah take it again dude

Street
Poseur bumps into hippy
Poseur: Oh! Sorry heehee, dude I'm like, so stoned out right now! Stoners Compensation, right?
Hippys: .....
Poseur: uhhh...
A Beating occurs (chains and belts included)

by Dimedude December 19, 2007

keyboard combinations

when you bored you bored

bro im bored imma do some keyboard combinations

by wsxrfvyhnikpqazedctgbujmolp June 16, 2021

Hair Compensation Syndrome

Where someone who is going bald grows more hair out on the sides of their head to cover it up, or compensates for it with distracting facial hair. ie:very large sideburns, huge mustaches,goatees, etc.

"Look at that old dude's huge burns! Classic case of hair compensation syndrome."

by Matt Hawout July 5, 2005