cockubus

A demon that, according to legend, visits straight men at night to give them fellatio. At then end of the fellatious encounter, the demon spits the victim's semen back at his face, and flies away like a fairy. The victims are usually left scarred for life, and thus become homosexuals. This is supposedly the legend of how homosexuality was started.

Dude, I swear a cockubus visited me last night. I suddenly have the urge to watch Oprah, and I'm craving Emo music. I also have a jones for some cock. Am I turning gay?

by Rabbi Judish January 28, 2007

cocksious

To be weary or careful around new penises.

cock, penis, cocksious,, unknown, strange penis.

by kristalisa December 18, 2011

cocklust ratio

A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.

via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust

(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.

(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.

by Timo de Vereaux November 5, 2006

cockhouse

A house where a/your cock lives.

Farms often have hens and cocks, their homes are called cockhouses.
The central part of your pants are called the same. Cluck cluck

by Hektor Bender May 24, 2004

cockblokus

When you're connecting with a girl/boy, and your friend interrupts because he wants to play Blokus.

Girl: I'm having a really great time.
Guy: Yeah me too, lets go back to my place and get to know each other some more.
Friend: No dont leave, lets play Blokus, I love that game!
Guy: *whispering to friend* Come on man, you're totally cockblokus-ing me.

by vstrife January 26, 2014

Cuckulus

Fat hairy mexican with Down syndrome

Fuck that little cuckulus he’s just a hairy son of a bitch

by Wifujuice February 26, 2022

Cockungus

When your cock is so abnormally bulging that it looks like it’s growing a fungus.

Damnnn Dylan you packin some cockungus down there?! Let me get a taste!

by Cockungus February 4, 2023