Cockulator

a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis

you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator

me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it

by Johnny sons December 11, 2021

Cockolantern

An illuminated cock given its glow by a glow in the dark condom

ZOMG ITS RADIOACTIVE ITS A COCK NO ITS COCKOLANTERN!

by Mr.Turtleshaft June 9, 2011

Cockolate

Invented when some person wanted chocolate and a cocktail at the same time because they had no patience whatsoever. It's yet to take off as a standardised product let alone a good one.

Hey!" "What?" "Hey You!" "What?!" "Fancy some Cockolate?" "No. You disgust me." "Cockolate.

by Sophie Heineken March 26, 2011

cockblaster

occurs during anal-sex when the recieving end farts while the cock is inserted.

my new girlfriend is a fucking cockblaster!

by Roberto January 8, 2004

cockulating

Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.

"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"

by teehee23 November 2, 2011

Cockular Cleaning

An oral action performed on a male by another individual

She gave me quite the cockular cleaning last night.

by Dnicksyoloswag420 February 13, 2017

cockular

in the region of or pertaining to the cock, wang or penis.

I am well-endowed in the cockular region.

by Denise Nelson November 9, 2003