by the man March 12, 2003
Get the cockswaggler mug.a person who is so much of a bitch, that they actually physically turn into a cock shaped sponge. this sponge man/woman can be used to scrub your genitals in a clockwise motion until ultimate satisfaction. the cocksponge is a very rare species, and usually very dirty as well. they enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners and vigorous genital massaging daily.
Nigel Hamflick elavated his bitch status just enough to transmutate into cocksponge form. he was then condemned to a lifetime of genital cleansing sessions with president bush himself.
by Protest your hero July 9, 2007
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by Conor(C-Money) July 11, 2006
Get the CockMangler mug.Group sex in which the many/most of the participants are male, to the point that it's difficult or impossible to find a position without two or more cocks touching.
Dave: how was that orgy the other night?
Bill: not that great, 5 dudes and only 2 chicks -- a regular cocktangle.
Bill: not that great, 5 dudes and only 2 chicks -- a regular cocktangle.
by mmcg1 April 7, 2011
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adjective
1. Overly complicated or intricate, convoluted.
2. A mess of a crotch.
adjective
1. Overly complicated or intricate, convoluted.
2. A mess of a crotch.
'Traffic on the way to work was fuckin' cockfangled."
"I looked up this cross dresser's skirt and it was all cockfangled."
"I looked up this cross dresser's skirt and it was all cockfangled."
by Wordsmith Definitionstrom September 10, 2011
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