cockriding

Favouring a higher authority so they'll favour you.

Low rank: You're looking amazing today!
High rank: Thank you!

Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.

by LoserPopculture February 25, 2020

Cockride

Same as someone who kisses ass. Someone who is a cockride attempts to gain favor of a person with higher authority in order to gain their trust for reasons of personal gain or to show off.

e.g.

Person 1: "Hey I think we should have a game of CoD?"
Person 2: "I think that we should play BF3 instead."
Coderider: "I want to play CoD on Person1's team!"

"Dave doesn't let anyone in his shed except Trent, what a fuckin' cockride."

-"Yeah, Jacob doesn't let just anyone into his mini-bar, but he lets me."
-"You're such a cockride cunt."

by Tambre' November 20, 2011

cock rider

1. Someone who likes sex with anyone way too much.
2. A word to insult someone you hate.

She's such a cock rider.

by elcondor March 31, 2007

Cockfident

A term used to describe a man who is confident enough in himself, as a man, to know that, as long as he has a penis, he has no reason to be self conscious about any other defining factors that may come into play.

Man 1 : Dude, but I dont know if she will accept me after she sees my package!
Man 2: Oh, come on man... just be cockfident!

by neely b voracious July 18, 2009

Cockident

A: When you are both over confident and cocky, or arrogant and sure of yourself.

B: When you are putting your penis into a woman and the tip sticks and your penis bends.

A: That guy is so sure of himself and thinks he knows everything. That guy is Cockident!

B: Last night I was "Doing it" with my girlfriend and got Cockident.

by Cocky! August 30, 2010

cockfidence

(n) Assurance and boldness of an unattractive man who, despite lack of any redeeming qualities or personal hygiene, is arrogent and abusive due entirely to the size of his larger-than-average penis. These men should be avoided. Cockfidence is not directly proportional to sexual prowess.

Due to his cockfidence, the short, ugly and abusive troll Bryan has slept with many attractive women who should be out of his league.

by Prantzell March 15, 2010

cockcident

Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)
n.

a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.

Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"

by Mike Beach June 18, 2006