Cockoon

It's a snuggie or a slanket with a hole cut out for the penis. Th wearer can cover everything but their cock.

I'm going to get in my Cockoon and cover my face for some instant/portable glory hole action.

by Goatoad January 28, 2010

cockpoop

Cock poop is when you shit out your cock, instead of your ass

Friend " Where have you been bro, it's been an hour"
You "Sorry i just had cockpoop"

Friend "oh ok man no problem"

by SquibbaMan January 4, 2023

Cockpooning

The art of "harpooning" a fat chick with your cock.

Jerry: hey man, see that girl over there?
Scott: ya, the bigger one? She's a total babe
Jerry: I thought so too, I took her home from the bar last night and ended up cockpooning her all night long!

by cockwhore02 November 10, 2010

CockCoon

Uncircumcised wiener.

I was with a guy last night and tried to get him to cum out of his CockCoon.

by Snipedog22 May 5, 2017

cockPorn

This is the farmars way o' doin it! Jack K attempted to say: "Pass the popcorn", he failed miserably.

"Pass me the cockporn" - Jack K, Barcelona Trip

by LVMPD fan October 5, 2008

cockcoon

When a man falls asleep with his dick in his partner immediately following sex.

person 1: "Ugh, Dave fell asleep right after we fucked."
person 2: "Oh ya?"
person 1: "Ya, and he was still inside me. He turned me into a total cockcoon."

by toolittlechocolate January 25, 2015

cockpounder

Someone who pounds on someones cock.

Your suck a cockpounder Philip!

by Buttrape Johnson March 1, 2008