cocktologist

A chick that loves dicks, talks about them openly around all her friends. loves all shapes and sizes. Has done her home work.

The last girl I dated was quite the cocktologist.

by Jackjack77 August 20, 2009

Cycology

The study of the complex world within the mind of a cyclist, including -but not limited to- the mental routes, pathways, conduits, panoramas and transient emotions experienced whilst navigating an adventure on the bicycle of life.

On closer inspection, his cycology unravelled a lot of things about the way he was.

by @100days100letters March 10, 2015

crackology

Noun.

Crackology is the science of everything to do with crack. This includes but is not limited to; smoking, cooking, selling, and bargaining for crack cocaine. Sometimes referred to as a Crackologist.

Did you ace your final in Crackology 101?

by MundaneThread October 22, 2017

Cockolococcus

1. the scientific term for cock block

"I totally got cockolococcused last night."

"Looks like you've got a case of the cockolococcus."

by Edmonson Schviene August 11, 2009

codology

Act or acts of foolishness, often for the sake of foolishness. From cod and ology. Used in Ireland and parts of Britain.

He was lepping around, actin' the mick all through the game. Pure codology.

by Tadhg May 9, 2006

Cocknologist

Someone who inspects and cleans male genitals.

I'm going to see the cocknologist.

by Bobby Danson October 21, 2008

cockapology

Noun: A regretful acknowledgment of showing your penis to someone without their consent or from you being inebriated.

"I owe you a cockapology"
"I'm so sorry that I showed you my dick. Will you accept my cockapology? "

by SquirtMeTender June 12, 2016