cicada

An insect who comes out once every 17 years to get some poon-tang. Loud and ugly. Dies shortly after gettin' some.

That horny cicada tried to hump me.

by ikcin May 18, 2004

Penis Colada

The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.

Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.

by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008

Rufie-Colada

A pina colada that has intentionally had rufies or any other date rape drug added to it.

The only way your going to get some action at the party tonight is if you start handing out rufie-coladas.

by jpassman June 12, 2007

Cicada 3301

A mysterious group of hackers and cryptographers that, according to leaked documents, believe "censorship, tyranny, and oppression of any kind must end," and that "privacy is an inalienable right." Little is actually known about the group, except that they recruit via complex online puzzles involving a wide variety of subjects, including: cryptography, art, number theory, programming, old literature, steganography, hacking, and posters that show up in various cities around the world. The puzzles have begun on January 5th each year.

Some think it's actually recruiting for the NSA, others think it's an ARG, and others think it's actually the core group of Anonymous.

Have you seen Jeff?

Nah, he's doing this year's Cicada 3301 puzzle, so he'll be locked in his house for the next two months.

Damn. I heard some people that went to find Cicada posters disappeared and were never heard from again.

That shit's probably NSA, bro.

by infamous_n_ May 20, 2013

cocanaut

/ˈkōkəˈnɑu̯t/

co•ca•naut

def.: a cocanaut is someone who explores altered states of consciousness through the use of cocaine

I've done six 8 balls this week. I'm a straight-up cocanaut.

by TheTallestPsychonaut July 16, 2021

spicy colada

A spicy colada is when a woman puts hot sauce in her mouth before giving a man a blowjob and then recieves anal from him afterward.

Cowboy Jack served up his woman a spicy colada.

by David and Forrest February 16, 2009

pinga colada

1. To bust a nut in someone's mouth and they drink it like a soft drink.
2. To guzzle lots of load of cum or semen

Thomas simmerson know his favortie drink is pinga colada.

by douglass dj davis August 24, 2006