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vocabularical bitch slap

When someone uses a needlessly complicated or esoteric word when a simpler word or expression would suffice.
A common occurence amongst neophyte academics who wish to impress peers.
Why did you say "lacuna" to just say that he had a "break" or "opening" in his schedule? That was a needless vocabularical bitch slap.
by novalush December 18, 2009
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vocabulary communist

A person who tells you better, more complicated words you could have used in your previous sentence. Often a grammar nazi as well. Always annoying.
Person 1: "Dude, that was totally not needed!"

Person 2: "I think you should have said 'that was totally superfluous'."

Person 2: "Stop being such a vocabulary communist."
by EpcWffl April 29, 2013
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HOcabulary

The limited group of english words known by a ho in order to conduct sex business. Asian massage girls have developed the sex HOcabulary over many years of ho'ing.
Massage girl: You rike 50 dolla massage, happy ending?
Man: Yes, that sounds nice. How was your day today?
Massage girl: (silence)
Man: Damn, another massage girl with a limited HOcabulary
by Sydney, Aus September 4, 2007
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Vocabulary-Fuck

The act of taking advantage of a human being of lower intelligence through the use of a higher level vocabulary.
Chris: You're a controlling bitch
Nicki: That really hurts my feelings
Chris: I apologize for being so astute
Nicki: Thanks for being so understanding

Nicki got Vocabulary-Fucked
by MD Wong May 14, 2008
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Mortal Kombat Vocabulary

While writing a phrase or word the begins with the letter C, the C is then replaced with the letter K to make it sound Kool. This type of vocabulary can always makes the most dull sentances look so much more intesne.
Regular sentance: "I must now Combat with the mighty Comotose Crabs of Concubine and Crush the Crazy Cougars before the great Crackers of Canada Cock block all the Crackreads in Columbia."

Kool Sentance: "I must now Kombat with the mighty Komotose Krabs of Konkubine and Krush the Krazy Kougars before the great Krackers of Kanada Kock block all the Krackheads in Kolumbia."

Mortal Kombat Vocabulary is the Key to Kool writing.
by maxatron July 29, 2009
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vocabulary

Those words that we speak
"My vocabulary is.... um... yeah..."
by Trimm October 21, 2003
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improve your vocabulary

a phrase meaning: learn not only social manners, but, above all, how to correctly talk to your elders and people with more power and/or authority than you.
younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy.

Amos: Sean, idiotagers have no manners these days. I am giving you two choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one, either you eat your own cheese for talking to me like that, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, go scratch yourself and come back to me when you have made up your mind.
by Sexydimma February 20, 2013
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