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Vagina Coastguard

A phrase from "Family Guy" when peter meets the US Senate to allow smoking for minors. He is greeted by Al Gore and Dick Army, where he cracks a joke "Is your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard?? hahha"
by plastiqmanb June 20, 2006
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Coastguarding

The act of finding and enlarging the clitoris for heightened sexual pleasure.
Usually done using a flexible straw, the clitoris is located and by sucking on the straw the clitoris becomes enlarged increasing and intensifying the orgasm for a woman.

The term " Coastguarding " comes from the "search and rescue " of the clitoris.
My bitch got me coastguarding last night before I nailed her.
by phil279 September 26, 2011
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Coastard

A derogatory term for a toxic roller coaster enthusiast(s). can be used as "coastard" or "coastarded"
That guy shouting at the ride operators for 'stapling' him is a coastard.
by ZoniesCoasters February 6, 2022
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Crastard

MATTTY Yooooooooou are a fucking crastard !
by Dave_066 December 3, 2005
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castarded

1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.
I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.
by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005
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Vagina Coastguard

Fucking when that bitches mom keeps checking hin on you in her daughters room, with flashlight. You better not get caught in moms waters.
Dude, her mom is such a vagina coastguard. I got busted doing the alaskan fire dragon.
by Brian Giardina March 5, 2005
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costard

Someone devoted enough to a TV show, movie, or comic to dress up like a character from it; a cosplayer.
- What's up with the stupid clothes?
- Nothing, they're just costards.
by Jeremy March 1, 2005
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