any number of multiple dicks joined together towards a primary objective, ie a femal orface
She looks beat.... She is, last night she took a dick army on abet
by probie56 February 22, 2011
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Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.
Old Swiss Army Dick had another 5-way last weekend.
by Texas Haz June 16, 2008
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