Cloutage Cheese

Cloutage Cheese allows you to gain clout through the eating of cottage cheese. It is basically the good shit that gets you into heaven.

"Every morning I eat a bowl of Cloutage Cheese so that I can grow up and have the biggest clout out of everyone in the world."

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

courtable

Adj: the quality of being legitimately able to be brought to court.

Girl1: This ho is suing me for calling her a bitch, which she is.
Girl2: Is that even courtable?!

Dude1: Dude, i was such a drunkassbitch when i left the party last night, i can't believe i made it home safe.
Dude2: You best watch yoself, driving drunk is a courtable-ass offense.

by betch.deck March 13, 2011

clockable

Checkable, like on RuPaul's Drag Race, Michelle's hairstyle was compared to that of a contestant and her response was to say that her hairline was not clockable.

Or, if you're in your car, speeding, and the radar gun clocks you going over the limit, you're apt to be ticketed.

In the first example, only something faked is clockable. In the second anyone on the road is clockable but only the violator is able to be ticketed for speeding.

The electric car doesn't go over 50 so it won't be clockable on the highway, but the drag queen is wearing lace front wigs, padded hips and bust and is clockable on the runway.

by Bicentennial baby July 28, 2016

cloutaversary

Noun
1.The anniversary of the day someone gets their clout due to a significant event recognized by people with clout.

Anish had his Cloutaversary and threw a party for it!
Get ready to party, its my cloutaversary tomorrow.

by The Bathroom Guy March 18, 2019

Cloutbeast

A man who has soo much clout, that people begin to view him as the reborn Jesus of all Hypebeast.

Yo Tyrese my boy Vincent is a fucking Cloutbeast.

by SupremexChigga May 24, 2018

Cloutage

A period of time when IT services in the cloud are rendered unavailable. A cloud-outage.

I can't get on my Skydrive to show you the pictures of my pet dog because Microsoft are currently suffering a major cloutage

by Pitchblender January 15, 2013

Cloutbeast

A person who seeks clout off of another human being.

Makiya needs to stop acting like a cloutbeast, as Mike frequently says.

by cbobisc January 31, 2018