cockbiter

Someone who can ruin a good time.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.

"Dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! You just had to be a total cockbiter and ruin it for everyone!"

by jsd9632 October 22, 2011

cockbite

One who bites the big one; eats the weenie; puffs on the white owl; or other wise sucks. Sucks being the key concept, and the concept/word play, for it is both suck as in to apply suction to something (man meat for example), and also suck as in rots, stinks, is being an asshole, etc. Often said in a competitive, shiat talkin' situation such as playing FPS games. Can be used synonymously with asshole, but implies a certain pussy-ish quality to the assholes behavior.

"Stop pouring salt in my beer cockbite."
or
"Ok, cockbites, who put the cat in the microwave?"

by Team Killing Fuktard July 13, 2003

Cockbite

1. A person, place, or thing that is painfully annoying.
2. When teeth are painfully used on or around the penis.
3. Any person who does NOT understand this word.
4. Your rivals.

1. That Cockbite, he knew I was trying to get in that lane.

2. Man that bouncer just graduated from ass clown to a cockbite.

3. I hate trying to hold a decent conversation with that cockbite, she never gets it.

by Nato Caliph December 12, 2007

backstabing cockbite

A phrase used a lot in the hit web sitcom Red Vs Blue

"you backstabing cockbite"

by CJ December 3, 2004

Cockbiter

A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.

#1
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.

#2
Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"

Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."

by Timtomtam88 May 8, 2009

cockbite

A complete loser, waste of life.

What a fucking cockbite.

by ranch111 March 12, 2003

cockbitch

Ladies who love the cock

I didnt bring this up for air, cockbitch.

by Marty Rapeka February 4, 2003