Cledge

(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010

I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam

by walrus face November 20, 2010

Caked Trout

A caked trout is a woman with a fanny that is coated in dried period blood such that no foreign body can enter,

Omg I have got miss Granith for English she is such a caked trout.

by Food41 December 5, 2012

coked

The feeling you get when you are high on coccaine.

I feel like superman on roller skates.

by tkeeo_754 May 13, 2005

Lemon Pound Caked

The act of cops entering homes and stealing the residents possessions.

The cops busted my door down then lemon pound caked me in broad daylight

by Alicatz March 27, 2023

Coked Up

Being Under the influence of Cocaine Hydrochloride. See Jacked Up

I got ahold of a ball and was coked up till 9am at my boy's house.

by TheHose February 2, 2005

rice caked

When one drops in on your wave when surfing.

Grommet Tim rice caked Pat on that wave.

by Cobin June 2, 2015

Coked Out

What happens when you're introduced to some good cocaine.

I am so coked out. This was some really good blow.

by Amanda February 20, 2005