A person, usually a republican male, with a developmental disorder that hampers his ability to locate the clitoris on a female sex partner.
by Bri May 15, 2003
Get the clittard mug.Someone residing in the small tatertown village of Clemson, South Carolina. Clemtards are generally illiterate and mostly toothless. They prefer to wear puke orange clothing and are attracted to farm animals. Their favorite activities include cow tiping, and getting slapped on the ass with a rubber chicken. Clemtards often congregate in packs on fall saturdays. They hoot and hollar but usually disperse dissapointed when the booze wears off. Most Clemtards like worthless rocks and are mezmorized with shiny objects. They are easily fooled and are often the butt of jokes. Clemtards often worship the Dabo. A Dabo is a labotomized clemtard.
Look at Billy, he's mounting them sheeps again. What a clemtard.
Willie is such a Clemtard. He traded his wifes wedding ring for 3 taters.
Willie is such a Clemtard. He traded his wifes wedding ring for 3 taters.
by Cox McGillicutty May 25, 2012
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Get the climbtard mug.a person from the country or backwoodz, usually wearing nascar paraphernalia and/or chewing tobacco. These people are usually mentally retarded or pretty damn close to it. Can be seen in your local walmart or hardware store in their 1978 rust color chevy pickup.
Did you see that guy in the dale jr. sleevless shirt, i couldnt understand a damn thing that clintarded mutha fucka said to me.
by Arich August 22, 2006
Get the clintarded mug.When a persons second toe is longer than their first toe. (first toe being the Big toe). The longer the second toe is the bigger the clumtard.
by heather baith May 22, 2008
Get the clumtard mug."Can you believe they got pulled over with a meth lab in their trunk!?" "I know, what a couple of CRIMTARDS!"
by Ishhhh January 31, 2010
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