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cluckfest

(noun) Any gathering of two or more women who begin to talk loudly and nonsensically over one another about useless things, much the same as a group of chickens clucks wildly and noisily, without exchanging any actual knowledge or really accomplishing anything at all.
Mark: "Hey, you hearin' this noise in the next room? What the fuck are all those broads yelling about?"

Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."
by Decguy1 December 30, 2011
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cockfest

A huge party where only males(cocks) are involved in. An all males party.
We had one hell of a cockfest last night!
by Anthony Vu September 15, 2003
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chickfest

opposite of brodown. Meaning a girl's night out, or a time when girls get together just to hang.
"Let's have a chickfest tonight...wanna come?"
by Feri July 12, 2006
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clickstalk

to gather personal information about a person over the internet, often for devious and malignant purposes.
My ex started sending hatemail to my girlfriend. She found my girlfriend's address when she was clickstalking me on facebook.
by reddragonakai January 14, 2008
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chickvestment

to invest money on those assets which give chicks in return
Bruce ordered a 10 bucks drink for that hot chick and got the ONS, what a good chickvestment.

Sam bought some new gym equipments for home , he said he will attract more chicks after getting fit, sounds like a promising chickvestment.

Looks like I better chickvest in a new car to attract some golddiggers.

Is it a good idea to chickvest on tinder?
by pirate_warrior June 3, 2020
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crackfest

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hahahahhahahaha omg were having a crackfest!!!
by monpri July 14, 2010
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checkfest

A checkfest is a series of insults traded between two people or two groops of people. The purpose of such a competition is to prove that one person or group is more dominant than the other. A checkfest can be spoken in verse, if the check masters are talented enough, but the common check master lacks the skill to diss in verse. When the competition has begun, it is appropriate for one exclusive person to shout "CHECKFEST!!!"
Mayne, Faisal started testin' Tari's gangsta. It's about to be a checkfest up in here!

Sammy, you missed the biggest checkfest of the year during lunch today. Saint dissed Brent so badly!
by Soki Shaikh August 10, 2006
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