(verb)
To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.
After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010
To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.
After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010
by walrus face November 20, 2010
Get the Cledge mug.1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra
“Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”
"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."
"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."
"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."
"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."
"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."
"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."
by M&J: The LLC February 19, 2010
Get the Clard-on mug.Pope Francis on his private story “You just got clerged!”
Present tense: Did you see that girl on the swing set? I’d love to clerge her
Past Tense: You just got clerged!
Present tense: Did you see that girl on the swing set? I’d love to clerge her
Past Tense: You just got clerged!
by The_Clerger June 9, 2023
Get the Clerge mug.The sequel to Kevin Smith's classic 1994 Indie film about a day in the life of 2 convenience store clerks. This movie find our characters, Dante and Randal, working for the fast-food chain "Moobys" after Randal leaves the coffee pot on at the Quick Stop, torching the entire building. Where the original movie was a classic in the Indie scene, Clerks II takes a step away from the Independent classic that spawned it and turns into a full-blown comedy which, surprisingly, is full of laughs and heart.
by Collin Jones July 22, 2006
Get the Clerks II mug.Steven, you're cat just ate the clerm again...
Oh yeah, he always does that. I hate him.
What's clerm?
That stuff. Duh.
Oh yeah, he always does that. I hate him.
What's clerm?
That stuff. Duh.
by bingbopbobebi January 30, 2009
Get the clerm mug.A low budget movie that made its way into mainstreem popularity and untimately became a cult classic. Go out and watch this movie right now.
by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003
Get the Clerks mug.To stand in front of a gas station and/or a convince store for a long period of time. The more common store is 7-11, but it is much easier to Clerks-It at a shitty convince store that no one will care if you loiter.
"Hey Justin, I'm bored shitless. Let's go Clerks-It at the Ghandi Store."
"Goddamnit, I need some cigarettes. Let's go Clerks-It and try to get some drunk guy to buy us a pack."
"Hey, you know that 7-11 on 10th Ave, We Clerked the shit out of that mother fucker."
"Goddamnit, I need some cigarettes. Let's go Clerks-It and try to get some drunk guy to buy us a pack."
"Hey, you know that 7-11 on 10th Ave, We Clerked the shit out of that mother fucker."
by Little Timmy Urine July 31, 2007
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