cleaning

(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.

"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."

by Mrdddddddddddddddddd December 28, 2005

Cleaning the House

The process of eating a high fiber diet over the course of several days in an effort clear out your bowels.

Dude...I am cleaning the house. Today I ate a fat bowl of oatmeal, a whole head of broccoli, brown rice covered in refried beans, and like a pound of carrots. This deuce is going to be EPIC.

by Branderson December 2, 2010

cleaginning

The act of clearing the streets and sidewalks at a university the day after cancelling a snow day.

"Hey guys! They called off school tomorrow!"
"Actually, they cancelled the snow day. I guess they'll have to start cleaginning at 4:30, then."

by CSM sadness December 5, 2013

Clearing out the bats

To masturbate after an extended period of time. Like clearing out the bats from an old abandoned house and refurbishing and renewing it.

Mother: Hey Timmy, what's taking you so long in there? I need to take a shower!

Son (Behind closed bathroom door): One sec, mom! I'm clearing out the bats!

by dudebroman2 January 19, 2009

Creaning

The practice of pulling a scholarship from a college athlete(s) in order to open up a scholarship for a more highly valued recruit.

With all the Creaning going on at IU, it might turn players off from going there.

by Chief Illiniwek April 29, 2009

foot clunging

to stick ones foot up a womans clunge (vagina/minge/clout/pussy/fuckhole). usually resulting in a sticky foot, a monster orgasm and a pussy that resembles a hippos yawn.

"oh we tried foot clunging last night it was class!"

by wastedwill December 31, 2011

Cleaning up eggs

What Michael Reeves does best according to LilyPichu

Ever since last year, he's been cleaning up eggs - LilyPichu

by ElonMosque September 22, 2020